Space Cakes (illicit content)

You bake them, they bake you.

I was delving into the obscure drug culture that exists behind the scenes, stirs in the sewers of society, evades the eyes of concerned parents and soils the hands of our youth. I decided to document the practices I see and to experience, only once, the full effects of getting utterly stoned. I avoided smoking and settled on ingesting some marijuana to achieve this effect. I concocted a recipe for some potent, yet edible hash brownies by using the methods of a trusted companion as base and adding some magic to it. Unfortunately, I forgot to take a photo of them when they were finished.

Ingredients for approximately 16 squares:

Ina Paarman’s Chocolate Brownie Mix (550g)
2 extra large eggs
125 ml sunflower oil (½ cup)
100 ml butter (plaasbotter proe lekkerder as margarine)
125 ml full cream milk (½ cup)
* 125 ml chopped pecan nuts (½ cup)
* Chocolate chips
4-8 grams of fine marijuana (hash would be ideal, but I used 8 of these little bags containing Swazi)

Start with the weed if it still needs to be cleared of twigs and pips. You only want the flowers (Use tweezers and fine scissors as well as rubber gloves not to get your hands sticky).
Sift this through a dry sift to produce finer particles.

Preheat oven to 180°C

Heat the raw cannabis along with butter in a sauce pan or casserole without boiling for about 15 minutes or until it becomes a dark, icky mixture. This part is vital, as the heating causes the cannabinoids to dissolve in the butter and become more digestible. THC, the psychoactive component which makes you trip, is only soluble in oil or lipids, not water.

* If you don’t want any particles in your brownies, filtrate the liquid through a medium sift or through a slab of foil with small holes punched through. Leave the rest on the stove at low temperature and mix it with some of the sunflower oil, press out all the juice with a spatula and repeat the filtration until the remaining solids seem dry and hard. (discard the solids, keep the filtrated hash butter)

Prepare a pan (20cm x 20cm square or a 20cm x 30cm rectangular)

Beat eggs, melted butter/weed mixture, oil and milk for about 2 minutes until well blended. Add brownie mixture, nuts and choc chips and fold in carefully with a whisk. Blend until just combined and no more. Scrape mixture into prepared pan.

Bake on middle shelf for 40 minutes. Brownies are done when a knife inserted in the centre comes out clean or if cake pulls away slightly from the sides of the pan. Leave to cool down, then cut into 16/20 squares.

Please note:
– * means optional.
-The pecan nuts are added mainly for extra texture, to mask chewing on the fine particles of the weed.
-Mild effects are felt 45 minutes after ingestion, but the full effects may only occur 1h and a half after eating.
-Split the batch between 4 or more people and eat in a safe environment.
-Ina Paarman’s Chocolate Brownie Mix consists of roughly 1 and ½ cup of flower, 1 and ½ cup of sugar, pinch of salt, 1/3 cup cocoa, 1 teaspoon baking-soda as well as ¼ cup of buttermilk.
-May cause nausea, sugar rush or mind fuckment if overindulged.
-I made this post mostly to inform, not to encourage the use of marijuana. I advise all first-time users to turn around and stay well away. Make informed decisions.

15 Responses to Space Cakes (illicit content)

  1. kaneelsuiker sê:

    I used this procedure to get really high. Unfortunately, I bit off more than I could… keep in. We shared a batch like this between 3, while I ate almost half of it on my own. I went from buzzed to confused to paranoid and completely stupid until I couldn’t take it anymore and vomited. I now have a thorough idea of what it means to be high and beyond, but I won’t be cooking again soon.

    Lees die volledige analise van my ervaring in die volgende inskrywing oor dagga.

  2. demoerin sê:

    😆 Laas jar by ‘n partytjie die lekkers choc koek gehad, met astros en alles op. Klarli se ouma se resep. Die fout wat hulle met hierdeie eerste probeerslag gemaak het, is hulle het ouma se resep gevat en toe die meelinhoud gedeel, 50% meel en 50% dagga. Daardie koek kon by homself dans…

    • kaneelsuiker sê:

      Goeie bliksem! Dit is ‘n bietjie van ‘n fout…hahaha! Hoe het julle dit afgesluk gekry? Was seker nogal duur ook gewees?😆

  3. Skoor sê:

    Het jy al vetkoek met dagga gehad?

    Ek het nie, maar ek het vir ‘n Ier dit al gebak. Hy het van Vrydag tot Maandag gewonder wanneer Donderdag kom! 😯

    • kaneelsuiker sê:

      Dit is regtig skokwekkend hoe verward daai goed mens maak.
      Ek wonder maar net of die Ier van die groenerigheid in die vetkoeke bewus was voor hy begin smul het. Jy het hom nie dalk ‘n poets gebak nie, hê Skoor?

  4. annderster sê:

    Jitte!

    My stoner vriende lyk nooit so deurmekaar of paranoid soos jy beskryf nie. Wat doen hulle anders?!

  5. Skoor sê:

    😯 Kaneel! Nee, ek doen net sulke stoute dinge op demand. Sal nooooit vir iemand so ‘n poets bak nie. Blykbaar was die warm olie en die gaarmaak proses net die ding om die effek ‘n ekstra skop te gee!

  6. Evil Cathy sê:

    Hmm pecan nuts is a good idea…never thought of that. Mind you, I really detest feeling lethargic and slow of thought, so probably immaterial. I like your experiment…it is nice to try things that can be done safely…only way to understand.

  7. Heidi sê:

    Hahah…come on,admit you enjoyed it!:) i made the very stupid mistake of eating like a handful of raw weed once…dont ask. anyway, never again!but im sure ONE brownie cant be THAT bad…:)

    • kaneelsuiker sê:

      One brownie isn’t that bad. It was after the 5th one kicked in that it started to freak me out🙂

      • Heidi sê:

        haha i dont even want to imagine what that must have been like!:) thanks for the recipe went down a hit for my sisters 21st…everyone there swore they each had llike 5each, meanwhile i’d only made one batch. so be warned people these brownies are also magically duplicating!:)

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  9. Jannas sê:

    het jy al chilly bites gemaak.

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